| graham: | if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up |
|---|---|
| on ireland performance: | good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers. |
| graham on montenegro: | the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro |
| montenegro: | we have to be brief, don’t we? |
| graham: | yes |
| graham: | i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman. |
| petra: | we're half through voting now |
| graham: | oh that's depressing |
| estonia: | shows up |
| graham: | is he standing outside a prison? |
| albania: | petra you look gorgeous tonight! |
| graham: | better than you |
| albanian guy: | (singing) should i live, should i die without your love-- |
| graham: | you should leave |
| eric: | i'll help you to the bathroom |
| graham: | don't do that eric, that's how rumours start |
| germany: | we're having so much fun!!!1! |
| graham: | speak for yourself |
| dude: | breathes |
| graham: | oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up |
| petra: | azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now! |
| graham: | god, please, no |
| denmark: | winning |
| graham: | busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1! |
| voting after denmark has won: | proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk |
| graham: | can someone please tell her she can't win now |
| graham: | oh flowers now, marvellous |
| graham: | my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice |
6650Wait a second…
Remember in “The God Complex ” when the Doctor looked in the room that held his greatest fear?
He looked in the room and said
“Who else?”
WHO ELSE
WHO
*crying*
omg
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as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
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please call this. it isnt anything bad. its a fun surprise. its not like its the number to vote for UK. of course not. please vote we are lonely
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deanwinchesterisaunicornpassiton:
When Graham says “It’s very Eurovision.” It can mean either ‘Emotional’ or ‘Gay’
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free
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do i even need to say something
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in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
