Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-

Me: LOKI?

Teacher: Pardon?

Me: The God of Mischief.

Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?

Me: I don't have it.

Teacher: What?

Me: I sent it off, I know not where.

Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...

Me: Is it madness? IS IT?

Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-

Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?

Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-

Me: How's your coffee?

Teacher: What?

Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?

Teacher: I don't-

Me: There's no gas in the tank.

Teacher: What-

Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.

Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-

Me: LOKI'D.

Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?

Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.

Teacher: Preferably several someones?

Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-

Teacher: Restrain her.

Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...

Teacher: What even.

Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

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